So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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