Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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