I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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