is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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