You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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