i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
This toilet bowl is my home.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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