The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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