Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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