I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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