GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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