i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Someone signed my nipple.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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