Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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