Ambien. No doubt about it.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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