marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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