what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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