is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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