Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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