I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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