This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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