Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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