i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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