READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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