it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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