i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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