: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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