does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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