alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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