Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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