Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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