What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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