? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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