i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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