mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We left an ass print on the piano.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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