Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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