PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I skipped work to stalk him.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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