problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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