Non-Jews are for practice
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Do vagina's smell?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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