first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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