well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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