he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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