Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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