I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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