dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Too much gin, very little bucket
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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