I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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