so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize