I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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