Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Randomize
