Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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