All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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