1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
cat food counts as protein by the way
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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