Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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