I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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